I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
