If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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