Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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