This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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