Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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