WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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