You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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