I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
now i know why i became what i already was.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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