I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
