there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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