Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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