that's an acceptable place to lick
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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