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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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