I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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