I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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