You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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