I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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