About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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