I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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