So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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