Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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