My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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