My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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