All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Couch. On fire.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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