Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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