So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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