he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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