His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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