I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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