why didn't you poke me back
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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