My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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