Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
