I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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