I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you win again, gameday.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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