Kareoke will never be a sober sport
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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