yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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