Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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