we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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