too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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