isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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