Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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