I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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