dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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