I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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