Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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