Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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