I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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