Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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