then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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