Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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