found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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