you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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