He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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