You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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